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gryffindordude:

dustily:

SAM

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YOUR LEGS

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ARE A HAZARD TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS

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Perfect

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xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

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archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

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beautypeen:

asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly

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ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

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